Shnerfle

It means whatever you want it to mean.

Comfort food, bitchez!

What does #education think??

allisonunsupervised:

thegrownuplife:

A panelist just gave a very, very long response and very empathetically said that to be a great teacher you have to be a parent to your students. In his own words “If you continue to divide the role of teacher and parent, that is where the struggle in teaching happens.”
I completely DISAGREE, but I’m interested to hear, what does education think??

What does that even mean?

Malarky, says the mama-bear-iest of teacher mama bears. 

Absolutely nonsensical. If that were the case, the profession of teaching would never have existed.

Imagine this:
Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.

Imagine this:
Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.

Imagine this:
Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.

Imagine this:
Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.

Imagine this:
Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
and swallows men whole.

—   'Reinventing Rescuing,' theappleppielifestyle.   (via charmcityamy)

(Source: theappleppielifestyle, via charmcityamy)

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I don’t need feminism because I like it when a man opens the door for me to enter a room. And then leave it again. And enter. And leave. And… enter. No wait, leave, definitely leave. Wait, I mean enter…
—
Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I don’t need feminism because I like it when a man opens the door for me to enter a room. And then leave it again. And enter. And leave. And… enter. No wait, leave, definitely leave. Wait, I mean enter…

Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

(via thesuniverse)

peptalkswithmer:

Me: This is my life. 

Mer: This one’s for sharing.

Me: You’re my person. 

Mer: Exactly my point. 

Me: I know. Why can’t we be lesbians?

Mer: Cock. 

Me: WHY IS COCK SO MAGICAL?!?!
This is now the central question of my life.

peptalkswithmer:

Me: This is my life. 


Mer: This one’s for sharing.


Me: You’re my person. 


Mer: Exactly my point. 


Me: I know. Why can’t we be lesbians?


Mer: Cock. 


Me: WHY IS COCK SO MAGICAL?!?!

This is now the central question of my life.

fatbodypolitics:

pooperscoopin:

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

HELP

OMG as it meows down the stairs.

(Source: stevenstelfox, via thesuniverse)

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

What the ever loving fuck?

(via undercovermama)

How awesome is Tami Taylor.

When I grow up, I wanna be Mrs. Coach.

(Source: hithertokt)